Love Romance Reads
  • Welcome
  • Authors A - L
    • How to Find Your Authors
    • A >
      • Liz Adams
      • Amy Aislin
      • Jolanthe Aleksander
      • Kate Allure
      • Rue Allyn
      • Mariah Ankenman
      • Amber Anthony
      • Michele Arris
      • Loreen Augeri
      • Aidy Award
    • B >
      • Louisa Bacio
      • Zara M Baily
      • Beth Barany
      • Freya Barker
      • Lela Bay
      • Vicki Batman
      • Adrienne Bell
      • Naomi Bellina
      • Stephanie Berget
      • Susan Bernhardt
      • Jacquie Biggar
      • Sharon Black
      • Kilby Blades
      • Kerry Blaisdell
      • Iris Blobel
      • Kris Bock
      • Marie Booth
      • Emma Brady
      • Addison Brae
      • Ellay Branton
      • LeAnne Bristow
      • Sharon Buchbinder
      • Kathleen Buckley
    • C >
      • Candy Caine
      • Gail Carriger
      • Linda Carroll-Bradd
      • RK Cary
      • Ruth A. Casie
      • Eva Caye
      • Lisa Chalmers
      • Amanda J. Clay
      • J. Scott Coatsworth
      • Riley Cole
      • Carmen Cook
      • Christi Corbett
      • Fleeta Cunningham
      • Melinda Curtis
    • D >
      • Maggie Dallen
      • K.M. Daughters
      • Amber Daulton
      • Cate Dean
      • Liana De la Rosa
      • Elaine Dodge
      • Summer Donnelly
      • Lynn Donovan
      • Isabelle Drake
      • Cat Dubie
    • E >
      • Harley Easton
      • Katy Eeten
      • Ann Everett
      • Sherry Ewing
    • F >
      • Karysa Faire
      • Helena Fairfax
      • Anni Fife
      • Savannah J. Frierson
      • Stacy Finz
      • Liz Flaherty
      • Angela Francis
      • Donna S. Frelick
    • G >
      • Mariana Gabrielle
      • Alice Gaines
      • Claire Gem
      • Cynthia W. Gentry
      • Tina Gerow
      • Pamela Gibson
      • Phyllis Gillum
      • Karen Ginther Graham
      • Deborrah Girard
      • Nhys Glover
      • Stacy Gold
      • Debby Grahl
      • Madison Granger
      • Laurie A. Green
      • Tiffany Green
      • Lizzy Grey
    • H >
      • Krysten Lindsay Hager
      • Ginger Hanson
      • Miski Harris
      • Christine Harvey
      • Kyndra Hatch
      • Jasmine Haynes
      • Helen Henderson
      • Gwen Hernandez
      • Rachael Herron
      • Nicole Highland
      • Kate Hill
      • Jody Holford
      • Katie Holland
      • Mercy Hollow
      • Christina Hovland
      • Cindy Ervin Huff
      • Rebecca Hunter
    • J >
      • Peggy Jaeger
      • Babette James
      • Pippa Jay
      • Melanie Jayne
      • Charlene Johnson
      • Stacy Juba
      • Celia Juliano
    • K >
      • Sabrina Kade
      • Regina Kammer
      • PE Kavanagh
      • Margaret Kay
      • Seelie Kay
      • Vanessa Kier
      • Eve Kincaid
      • Jessamyn Kingley
      • Tara Kingston
      • Lea Kirk
      • T. J. Kline
      • Dee S. Knight
      • Carla Krae
      • Keri Kruspe
      • Lucy Naylor Kubash
    • L >
      • Mika Lane
      • Kayce Lassiter
      • Deb Lee
      • Tricia Linden
      • Tracey Livesay
      • Kara Lockharte
      • Siera London
      • T.J. London
      • Crystal-Rain Love
      • Margaret Lucke
      • Hywela Lyn
  • Authors M - Z
    • How to Find Your Authors
    • M >
      • Deborah MacGillivray
      • Viviana MacKade
      • Freddy MacKay
      • Joanie MacNeil
      • Emmy Z. Madrigal
      • Maida Malby
      • Mary Ann Marlowe
      • Claire Marti
      • Lane Martin
      • Paula Martin
      • Daphne Masque
      • Nikki Mays
      • Belinda McBride
      • Heather McCollum
      • Jane McGarry
      • Ari McKay
      • Devon McKay
      • Kim McMahill
      • Elizabeth Menozzi
      • R.L. Merrill
      • Maddison Michaels
      • Mimi Milan
      • C.J. Miller
      • Renee Ann Miller
      • Shannon Monroe
      • Alicia Montgomery
      • Ariella Moon
      • Eva Moore
      • Kate Moore
      • T. A. Moorman
      • Siobhan Muir
      • R E Mullins
    • N >
      • Clancy Nacht
      • Stephanie Nichole
      • Carrie Nichols
      • Rose Nickol
      • Linda Nightingale
      • Karen Michelle Nutt
    • O >
      • David J O'Brien
      • Liza O'Connor
      • Sinmisola Ogunyinka
      • Emily-Jane Hills Orford
      • Priscilla Oliveras
      • S. Q. Orpin
    • P >
      • D. Anne Paris
      • P.L. Parker
      • Gayle Parness
      • Lorna Peel
      • Miguelina Perez
      • JL Peridot
      • Peter Perrin
      • CM Peters
      • Michelle M. Pillow
      • Lexi Post
      • Laurel Powers
      • Patricia Preston
    • Q >
      • Angela Quarles
    • R >
      • Andi Ramos
      • Kate Reedwood
      • Deena Remiel
      • Karen Renee
      • Charlie Roberts
      • Farrah Rochon
      • J.Q. Rose
      • Dinah Roseberry
      • Pam Rosenthal
      • E. L Roux
      • Everly Rush
      • Amy Ruttan
      • Cassie Ryan
      • Reese Ryan
    • S >
      • London Saint James
      • Mona Sedrak
      • Annie Sereno
      • Tara Sheets
      • Mickie Sherwood
      • McKenna Sinclair
      • Reet Singh
      • Jasmine Silvera
      • Jennifer Skully
      • Andrea Smith
      • S.E. Smith
      • Jannette Spann
      • M. S. Spencer
      • Minerva Spencer
      • Cindy Stark
      • Catherine Stein
      • Tena Stetler
      • Anna J Stewart
      • Diana Munoz Stewart
      • Luanna Stewart
      • Michelle Styles
      • Lou Sylvre
    • T >
      • Liz Talley
      • Margaret Tanner
      • Nicole Terry
      • Amber Thielman
      • Reina Torres
    • U >
      • Valerie Ullmer
    • V >
      • Greta van der Rol
      • Carol Van Natta
      • Bonnie Vanak
      • Rue Volley
    • W >
      • Caroline Warfield
      • Nancy Warren
      • Cari Lynn Webb
      • K.C. Wells
      • Marsha R West
      • Zara West
      • Dianna Wilkes
      • Reina M. Williams
      • Diana Rose Wilson
      • Cheri Winters
      • Sharon Wray
      • Stacy M Wray
      • Kate Wyland
      • Elin Wyn
    • X >
      • Tianna Xander
    • Y >
      • Kelley York
      • Mila Young
    • Z >
      • Amey Zeigler
  • Genres
    • Non Fiction
    • Adventure
    • Contemporary
    • Contemporary Small-Town
    • Dystopian
    • Erotic Romance & Erotica
    • Historical >
      • America
      • American Revolution
      • Ancient World
      • Celtic
      • Historical
      • Medieval
      • Regency
      • Retro/Mid-Century
      • Victorian
      • Viking
      • Western
      • WW II
    • Holiday >
      • Christmas
      • Halloween
      • Valentine's Day
      • Other Holidays
    • Horror
    • Humor
    • Inspirational >
      • Christian
    • International >
      • Africa
      • Australia
      • Celtic/British Isles
      • India
      • Philippines
    • Interracial/Multicultural
    • LGBTQ
    • Military
    • Mystery
    • Paranormal/Fantasy >
      • Angels
      • Celtic
      • Dark Fantasy
      • Demons
      • Fae and Fairies
      • Fairy Tales/Super Heroes
      • Ghosts & Spirits
      • Gods & Goddesses
      • Greek & Roman Myths
      • Paranormal (General)
      • Shifters
      • Time Travel
      • Urban Fantasy
      • Vampires
      • Witches/Wizards
    • Poetry
    • Rock & Roll
    • Romantic Comedy
    • Romantic Suspense/Thrillers
    • Science Fiction
    • Seasoned
    • Sports
    • Sweet Romance
    • Westerns
    • Women's Lit
    • YA/New Adult
  • Blog
  • For Readers
    • New/Upcoming Releases
    • What's the Scoop?
    • Giveaways/Contests
    • Polls
    • Join our Review Team
    • Books to Review
  • For Authors
    • Info
    • Promo Suggestions
    • Promotions >
      • New Releases
      • Featured Covers
      • Scoops
    • Free Author Listing
    • Paid Author Listing
    • Free For All Authors >
      • Add Books to Your Page
      • Submit Changes
      • Submit Blog Posts
      • Tools for Authors
      • Badges & logos for authors
    • Contact Us
  • Privacy Policy
  • Sci-Fi Hub

LovRR Blog
​

The First Time I Saw My Book In A Store

5/15/2018

3 Comments

 
Gail Carriger is a talented author who's creative, funny, and is always dressed to the nines. Her hair is perfect, her make-up is perfect, her clothes are always vintage. She also knows people...lots of people...some of them famous... If I could, I'd follow Gail around the world to the various cons she attends just to see all the fabulous people with whom she has tea.

Picture
The first time I saw my book on a shelf in a bookstore it wasn't in person. Instead, there it was, blurred by cell phone camera inefficiency, taken by one of my twitter followers in Minnesota. It was a week before Soulless was supposed to be released, so both she and I were taken entirely unawares and understandably confused by its presence. Well, it turns out, bookstores can do that with certain books: shelve 'em when they get 'em. No gag order ~ as it were. Mine was one of those books.
A small but enthusiastic following had been anticipating Soulless, and they were gratifyingly a-buzz to find it arriving early. Suddenly, the spies-I-didn't-know-I-had went to work and began reporting in from around the country.
Soulless spotted in Indiana!
In Texas!
In New York!
Thousands panic!
(Oh, wait, different headline.) And then, finally, a dear friend snapped a shot if it in my home state of California.
A day or so later, I was out shopping with a couple of girlfriends, as you do.
We were consuming those Vietnamese beverages with the black tapioca & gel shapes in them, Chè Ba Màu, affectionately referred to by me as
"Drinks with Stuff!"
(Exclamation point absolutely necessary.)
This process, three shopping females plus drinkies, involves much chittering and slurping and sideways perambulations. And thus engaged, we wandered by a Borders.
"Ooo," says I, "can we go in and see if they have my book?"
And so we do. And there it was! The chittering and the slurping became more enthusiastic as a result, which attracted the attention of one of the green t-shirted staff.
"Can I help you?" says she.
"That's my book!" I crow.
"Would you like to sign it?" says she.
Crazy authors, she's thinking.
"Really? Of course! Me? I'd love to."
And so she disappears and returns with a whole stack for me to sign, right there: Drink with Stuff! in one hand, cheap pen in the other.
As we leave the store one of my friends keeps saying...
"I can't believe they didn't ask you for an ID or anything."
"Oh, of course," says I, "because there's a mad plague of crooks masquerading as small-time authors dashing into unsuspecting stores and demanding to sign books they haven't written."
"Well, fine. But it'd be pretty funny if there were."
And with that, I leave you to ponder what is obviously an untapped criminal market.


Gail Carriger writes comedies of manners mixed with paranormal romance (and the sexy San Andreas Shifter series as G L Carriger). Her books include the Parasol Protectorate, Custard Protocol, and Supernatural Society series for adults, and the Finishing School series for young adults. She is published in many languages and has over a dozen NYT bestsellers. She was once an archaeologist and is fond of shoes, octopuses, and tea.
You can find Gail at the following places:
Website > Facebook > Twitter > Instagram >


Picture
Alexia Tarabotti is laboring under a great many social tribulations.
  • First, she has no soul.
  • Second, she’s a spinster whose father is both Italian and dead.
  • Third, she is being rudely attacked by a vampire to whom she has not been properly introduced!
Where to go from there?
From bad to worse apparently, for Alexia accidentally kills the vampire, and the appalling Lord Maccon (loud, messy, gorgeous, and werewolf) is sent by Queen Victoria to investigate.
With unexpected vampires appearing and expected vampires disappearing, everyone seems to believe Alexia responsible.
  • Can she figure out what is actually happening to London’s high society?
  • Will her soulless ability to negate supernatural powers prove useful or just plain embarrassing?
  • Who is the real enemy, and do they have treacle tart?

Gail's Website
Share
3 Comments
Regina Kammer link
5/16/2018 10:22:36 am

LOL, Gail! I thought the same thing as your friend. I bet bookstores request ID these days...

Reply
Carissa
5/16/2018 04:01:21 pm

I thought the same thing - I think we should go in and try it to see what happens? Not my books (because I don't have any), but I can just pick a random author name?

Reply
Reet Singh link
5/22/2018 02:29:07 am

Gosh, Gail, you're a riot! I'm adding Soulless to my TBR list - I love Alexia already!

Reply



Leave a Reply.

    Picture
    NEW RELEASE
    Picture
    NEW RELEASE
    Picture
    NEW RELEASE
    Picture
    NEW RELEASE
    Picture
    NEW RELEASE
    Picture
    NEW RELEASE
    Picture
    NEW RELEASE
    Picture
    NEW RELEASE
    Picture
    NEW RELEASE
    Picture
    NEW RELEASE
    Picture
    NEW RELEASE
    Picture
    NEW RELEASE
    Picture
    NEW RELEASE

    Archives

    February 2019
    January 2019
    December 2018
    November 2018
    October 2018
    September 2018
    August 2018
    July 2018
    June 2018
    May 2018
    April 2018
    July 2013
    September 2012

Photo used under Creative Commons from g23armstrong
  • Welcome
  • Authors A - L
    • How to Find Your Authors
    • A >
      • Liz Adams
      • Amy Aislin
      • Jolanthe Aleksander
      • Kate Allure
      • Rue Allyn
      • Mariah Ankenman
      • Amber Anthony
      • Michele Arris
      • Loreen Augeri
      • Aidy Award
    • B >
      • Louisa Bacio
      • Zara M Baily
      • Beth Barany
      • Freya Barker
      • Lela Bay
      • Vicki Batman
      • Adrienne Bell
      • Naomi Bellina
      • Stephanie Berget
      • Susan Bernhardt
      • Jacquie Biggar
      • Sharon Black
      • Kilby Blades
      • Kerry Blaisdell
      • Iris Blobel
      • Kris Bock
      • Marie Booth
      • Emma Brady
      • Addison Brae
      • Ellay Branton
      • LeAnne Bristow
      • Sharon Buchbinder
      • Kathleen Buckley
    • C >
      • Candy Caine
      • Gail Carriger
      • Linda Carroll-Bradd
      • RK Cary
      • Ruth A. Casie
      • Eva Caye
      • Lisa Chalmers
      • Amanda J. Clay
      • J. Scott Coatsworth
      • Riley Cole
      • Carmen Cook
      • Christi Corbett
      • Fleeta Cunningham
      • Melinda Curtis
    • D >
      • Maggie Dallen
      • K.M. Daughters
      • Amber Daulton
      • Cate Dean
      • Liana De la Rosa
      • Elaine Dodge
      • Summer Donnelly
      • Lynn Donovan
      • Isabelle Drake
      • Cat Dubie
    • E >
      • Harley Easton
      • Katy Eeten
      • Ann Everett
      • Sherry Ewing
    • F >
      • Karysa Faire
      • Helena Fairfax
      • Anni Fife
      • Savannah J. Frierson
      • Stacy Finz
      • Liz Flaherty
      • Angela Francis
      • Donna S. Frelick
    • G >
      • Mariana Gabrielle
      • Alice Gaines
      • Claire Gem
      • Cynthia W. Gentry
      • Tina Gerow
      • Pamela Gibson
      • Phyllis Gillum
      • Karen Ginther Graham
      • Deborrah Girard
      • Nhys Glover
      • Stacy Gold
      • Debby Grahl
      • Madison Granger
      • Laurie A. Green
      • Tiffany Green
      • Lizzy Grey
    • H >
      • Krysten Lindsay Hager
      • Ginger Hanson
      • Miski Harris
      • Christine Harvey
      • Kyndra Hatch
      • Jasmine Haynes
      • Helen Henderson
      • Gwen Hernandez
      • Rachael Herron
      • Nicole Highland
      • Kate Hill
      • Jody Holford
      • Katie Holland
      • Mercy Hollow
      • Christina Hovland
      • Cindy Ervin Huff
      • Rebecca Hunter
    • J >
      • Peggy Jaeger
      • Babette James
      • Pippa Jay
      • Melanie Jayne
      • Charlene Johnson
      • Stacy Juba
      • Celia Juliano
    • K >
      • Sabrina Kade
      • Regina Kammer
      • PE Kavanagh
      • Margaret Kay
      • Seelie Kay
      • Vanessa Kier
      • Eve Kincaid
      • Jessamyn Kingley
      • Tara Kingston
      • Lea Kirk
      • T. J. Kline
      • Dee S. Knight
      • Carla Krae
      • Keri Kruspe
      • Lucy Naylor Kubash
    • L >
      • Mika Lane
      • Kayce Lassiter
      • Deb Lee
      • Tricia Linden
      • Tracey Livesay
      • Kara Lockharte
      • Siera London
      • T.J. London
      • Crystal-Rain Love
      • Margaret Lucke
      • Hywela Lyn
  • Authors M - Z
    • How to Find Your Authors
    • M >
      • Deborah MacGillivray
      • Viviana MacKade
      • Freddy MacKay
      • Joanie MacNeil
      • Emmy Z. Madrigal
      • Maida Malby
      • Mary Ann Marlowe
      • Claire Marti
      • Lane Martin
      • Paula Martin
      • Daphne Masque
      • Nikki Mays
      • Belinda McBride
      • Heather McCollum
      • Jane McGarry
      • Ari McKay
      • Devon McKay
      • Kim McMahill
      • Elizabeth Menozzi
      • R.L. Merrill
      • Maddison Michaels
      • Mimi Milan
      • C.J. Miller
      • Renee Ann Miller
      • Shannon Monroe
      • Alicia Montgomery
      • Ariella Moon
      • Eva Moore
      • Kate Moore
      • T. A. Moorman
      • Siobhan Muir
      • R E Mullins
    • N >
      • Clancy Nacht
      • Stephanie Nichole
      • Carrie Nichols
      • Rose Nickol
      • Linda Nightingale
      • Karen Michelle Nutt
    • O >
      • David J O'Brien
      • Liza O'Connor
      • Sinmisola Ogunyinka
      • Emily-Jane Hills Orford
      • Priscilla Oliveras
      • S. Q. Orpin
    • P >
      • D. Anne Paris
      • P.L. Parker
      • Gayle Parness
      • Lorna Peel
      • Miguelina Perez
      • JL Peridot
      • Peter Perrin
      • CM Peters
      • Michelle M. Pillow
      • Lexi Post
      • Laurel Powers
      • Patricia Preston
    • Q >
      • Angela Quarles
    • R >
      • Andi Ramos
      • Kate Reedwood
      • Deena Remiel
      • Karen Renee
      • Charlie Roberts
      • Farrah Rochon
      • J.Q. Rose
      • Dinah Roseberry
      • Pam Rosenthal
      • E. L Roux
      • Everly Rush
      • Amy Ruttan
      • Cassie Ryan
      • Reese Ryan
    • S >
      • London Saint James
      • Mona Sedrak
      • Annie Sereno
      • Tara Sheets
      • Mickie Sherwood
      • McKenna Sinclair
      • Reet Singh
      • Jasmine Silvera
      • Jennifer Skully
      • Andrea Smith
      • S.E. Smith
      • Jannette Spann
      • M. S. Spencer
      • Minerva Spencer
      • Cindy Stark
      • Catherine Stein
      • Tena Stetler
      • Anna J Stewart
      • Diana Munoz Stewart
      • Luanna Stewart
      • Michelle Styles
      • Lou Sylvre
    • T >
      • Liz Talley
      • Margaret Tanner
      • Nicole Terry
      • Amber Thielman
      • Reina Torres
    • U >
      • Valerie Ullmer
    • V >
      • Greta van der Rol
      • Carol Van Natta
      • Bonnie Vanak
      • Rue Volley
    • W >
      • Caroline Warfield
      • Nancy Warren
      • Cari Lynn Webb
      • K.C. Wells
      • Marsha R West
      • Zara West
      • Dianna Wilkes
      • Reina M. Williams
      • Diana Rose Wilson
      • Cheri Winters
      • Sharon Wray
      • Stacy M Wray
      • Kate Wyland
      • Elin Wyn
    • X >
      • Tianna Xander
    • Y >
      • Kelley York
      • Mila Young
    • Z >
      • Amey Zeigler
  • Genres
    • Non Fiction
    • Adventure
    • Contemporary
    • Contemporary Small-Town
    • Dystopian
    • Erotic Romance & Erotica
    • Historical >
      • America
      • American Revolution
      • Ancient World
      • Celtic
      • Historical
      • Medieval
      • Regency
      • Retro/Mid-Century
      • Victorian
      • Viking
      • Western
      • WW II
    • Holiday >
      • Christmas
      • Halloween
      • Valentine's Day
      • Other Holidays
    • Horror
    • Humor
    • Inspirational >
      • Christian
    • International >
      • Africa
      • Australia
      • Celtic/British Isles
      • India
      • Philippines
    • Interracial/Multicultural
    • LGBTQ
    • Military
    • Mystery
    • Paranormal/Fantasy >
      • Angels
      • Celtic
      • Dark Fantasy
      • Demons
      • Fae and Fairies
      • Fairy Tales/Super Heroes
      • Ghosts & Spirits
      • Gods & Goddesses
      • Greek & Roman Myths
      • Paranormal (General)
      • Shifters
      • Time Travel
      • Urban Fantasy
      • Vampires
      • Witches/Wizards
    • Poetry
    • Rock & Roll
    • Romantic Comedy
    • Romantic Suspense/Thrillers
    • Science Fiction
    • Seasoned
    • Sports
    • Sweet Romance
    • Westerns
    • Women's Lit
    • YA/New Adult
  • Blog
  • For Readers
    • New/Upcoming Releases
    • What's the Scoop?
    • Giveaways/Contests
    • Polls
    • Join our Review Team
    • Books to Review
  • For Authors
    • Info
    • Promo Suggestions
    • Promotions >
      • New Releases
      • Featured Covers
      • Scoops
    • Free Author Listing
    • Paid Author Listing
    • Free For All Authors >
      • Add Books to Your Page
      • Submit Changes
      • Submit Blog Posts
      • Tools for Authors
      • Badges & logos for authors
    • Contact Us
  • Privacy Policy
  • Sci-Fi Hub